They're everywhere.
They appear in comics like Elfquest, Poison Elves, and The Will To Power and other neuroses. They star in animations like Dragon Half and Record of Lodoss War. Their pointy ears show up in video games such as Legend of Zelda, Phantasy Star and Final Fantasy. They have roles in films based on J.R.R. Tolkien's novels. Their images even appear on boxes of cookies at the grocery store!
Give in to the peer pressure.
Model an elf.